I like cream cheese and I cannot lie.
You butter eaters ain’t so fly
When Mama brings out the blueberry bagel
and the white stuff all on top
I get Schmear!
Ain’t gonna eat that bun unless it’s got Neufchatel, hun!
Chomp! Double up! Chomp, chomp!
Don't even ask me how long she's been channeling Mix-A-Lot. She likes it old school.