Don't Wait Up

I read this  (LANGUAGE/CONTENT WARNING - if you're a niece or nephew of mine, you're not allowed to follow that link, k?) a while back, and it just still cracks me up.  I tried to tell the Bubba about it and I couldn't get words through the guffaws.  He thinks I'm nuts.  

And now I'm going to go see her/meet her/start stalking her tonight.  I'm so super excited.