The second part of the class was basic safety for infants: don't let them play with marbles, etc. But also, consumer products not safe for baby. Like snugglies that fit behind baby in the car seat or the infant positioners in the crib so that baby doesn't roll over. Some stuff we didn't know. Some stuff we decided not to be overly paranoid about - like about crib bumpers. Our instructor stressed was how unsafe crib bumpers are. Now this kind of ticked Bubba and I off - not because they're unsafe, but because we already bought one.
So we decided to think of creative uses for this crib bumper that doesn't involve the crib:
You could make a TOGA and address the senate!
the other Sumo wrestlers don't squash you!
adoring crowd as you accept your Miss America crown!
These crib-bumper makers were genius!